The other evening, I saw what sounded like a young German man sporting a mullet which can only be described as magnificent. This is in addition to several other mullets I’ve spotted on this trip, always on the heads of Europeans.
If Europe is really “five years ahead” of us on the fashion front, then we’re doomed. Good thing I still have all my old AC/DC, Scorpions, and other butt-rock CDs. Unfortunately, I don’t have the remaining hair for a mullet (after all, it can’t be *all* “party out back”), so I’ll never be able to capture the full effect.