Category Archives: Funny
Worst Spam Ever
It’s not even really spam. I assume it’s an attempt to validate random email addresses by analyzing bounces.
How Many Chocolate-Covered Espresso Beans to Kill Me?
Someone at work left an open tub of Trader Joe’s chocolate-covered espresso beans in the break room. Unable to resist their chocolaty siren’s call, I soon myself munching them down like Skittles. Since I’m unavoidably somewhat morbid, this got me … Continue reading
Aeroflot comment
Cracked.com had a so-so article which mentioned Russian discount airline Aeroflot. The winning comment was by Kostanza:
Big Red vs Little Cinnamon Gum
I remember these incessant Big Red television ads from my childhood: “no little cinnamon gum freshens breath longer than Big Red” To this day, I want to get my hands on that colorful, little, cinnamon gum! My mouth literally waters … Continue reading
Loose, lose, to, two? (Digg)
So-called “social networking” sites are a virtual goldmine of comedy. Unfortunately, it’s a very deep mine with a tremendous amount of unfunny to get through first. I trimmed down this conversation to the bare, humorous minimum.
Chainsaw (YouTube)
This delightful YouTube video shows a small child being placed in front of a cobra. The poor cobra is said to be de-fanged and/or has its mouth sewn shut. The cobra is, predictably, annoyed by the child (aren’t we all?) … Continue reading
I am currently idle
I sent an IM to Yumi. When I didn’t get an immediate response, I locked my workstation to play some foosball. When I returned, I found this: [15:24] Jeff: so did you read about the earthquake yet? [15:31] Yumiko: i … Continue reading